BANG! BANG!

Sep. 4th, 2013 06:17 pm
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"We're making you sergeant. In Sandford, Gloucestershire."

"But that's in the country."

"Yes!"

>:(



"You can't just make people disappear!"

"Yes I can, I'm the chief inspector."



"Fascist."

"Hag."



"You really want to process all this lot? My pen's running out."

"Not a problem."



"Why are you dressed up like a police officer?"

"Because I am one?"



"Bad Boys II?"

"No."

"You ain't seen Bad Boys II?"



"Morning. The swan's escaped."



"All right, Pete?"

"Do you know this man?"

"Yeah, he's Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy."

"And it didn't occur to you to mention this before?"

"I couldn't see his face, could I? I'm not made of eyes!"



"Stop writing!"

"Stop... writing..."



"Romeo, Romeo, a pint of bitter for Romeo!"



"Decaffinated?"



"Martin Blower represents damn near most the village. Do you want us to go through the whole phone book?"

"Yeah, we'll put a call in to Aaron A Aaronson, shall we?"



"And what is this?"

"Seamine."

"Seamine!"



"I think you would have made a great Muppet."



"Point Break, or Bad Boys II?"

"Which one do you think I'd prefer?"

"No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?"



"Splat the rat!"



"It's high time you realise that, Mister Angel. You and your monkey!"

"Was he talking about me, or that?"



"As far as I'm concerned, Cousin Sissy can go fu—"



"Murder, murder, murder! Change the fucking record!"



"Want anything from the shop?"

"Cornetto."



"Hey, big'un. Play time's over."

CRUNCH



"The greater good!"



"Danny, no!" D:



"It's Frank! He's appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner!"

"He's not Judge Judy and exeuctioner!"



"I didn't know we had a mounted division."

"... Nobody tells me nothing."



"Morning."

BANG! BANG! BANG!



"Fascist!"

"Hag."



BANG! BANG! BANG!



"He's not even from round here!"



"ANDY!"

"It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognese!"



"BANG! BANG! BANG!"



"SWAN!"



"Get! Out! Of my! Village!"

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!

"It's not your village anymore!"

PUNCH!



"Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard!"



"I feel like I should say something smart."

"You don't have to say anything at all."



"I kinda like it here."



BOOM!



"Sgt Butterman. Little hand says it's time to rock and roll."

"Bring the noise!"
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